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No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow.
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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”


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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance


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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 


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